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Day of March 8 is one of my favorite holidays (do not think about what bad). In the sense, this is my holiday that I feel somewhere a little jenshchyna (although I am a little: I feel at the same time with my father’s mother-in-law love for the younger son of Nicholas for Altro

Day of March 8 is one of my favorite holidays (do not think about what bad). In the sense, this is my holiday that I feel somewhere a little jenshchyna (although I am a little: I feel at the same time with my father’s love for the youngest son Nicholas for full-time), but in the fact that on this day I congratulate a lot Different Jenshyn and make them generous gifts.

I don’t know how you are, but it was always much more pleasant to give me to others than to accept gifts ..

I try that at a price gifts made by me significantly exceed those that I have to receive on my birthday or on other days.

This time, the Center for Olympic Training gave our gymnasts .. In value, it is many times higher than the cost of Maybach, Rolls-Royce, Tesla and other cars from my car park combined.

So he said at the grand opening of the center.

Lukashenko: "I am absolutely not sorry for the money that we invested in this beautiful building."

But with this money we could buy more than a dozen waterflies, completely closing their sharp shortage for every fireman.

In a welcoming speech, I wanted to wish our gymnasts to avoid diseases and injuries, but did not do this, understanding the highest degree of their inevitability.

The only thing I ask God that these injuries are not very cruel. And diseases are fatal.

Lukashenko: "I have one wish for you. If I tell you not to get sick, you don’t get injuries, it will probably be wrong. I am like a person who is versed in your sport, I know – everything will be, but God forbid, that the Lord keeps you from cruel injuries."

God forbid that the Lord keeps you – So said. I believe that in their hierarchy God is one step above the Lord and has the right to dispose. Give instructions or something. “Keep them,” God says to the Lord, and the second begins to fulfill.

Not every person understands gymnastics, but I’m dragging in it not bad .. especially in the artistic one. Ribbon, hoop, ball, mace – not other people's concepts for me. Although, of course, I myself am engaged in a little gymnastics of sports.

It happens that I’ll go to the log and think: but let me go through it from beginning to end, will I get down down or not?

In childhood, I crossed the ditches and streams on such a log and never fell. Because a talented person is talented in everything.

The exercises on a horse are not alien to me .. I will stand it, I will slam it on a leather back and say: Eheheh ..

But the most difficult sports shell for me is the bars.I'm even afraid to approach them.

So, I wished our canes of victories at the World Cup and Olympiads, abstract happiness and concrete successes.

Lukashenko: "I want to wish you: if you solve these problems, you will like the champions of both the world and the Olympic Games, and even Alina of the pupils will win – Russians, if you do not psychologically close yourself. Here, drop this psychology, perform as in training. I wish you this. I also wish you psychological good mood, dedication, courage in this female, but courageous sport. Happiness to you, success. "

Hmm ... Women's, but courageous sport. At that moment I forgot that there are male gymnasts .. and what gymnasts! – Vimtia Shcherbo, Ivan Ivankov.

There are no men in rhythmic gymnastics, as is not in the Nev and masculinity. You wave your ribbon .. this is not an ax. Not oblique at dawn among meadows.

Although, you know, now this is happening in the world. Jenshchyna fight in the ring, fight on the tatami, raise the bar, while stinging and gutting their eyes. It is possible that in the near future we will see men who are twisted on ourselves a hoop. Because they divorced homesyatin in Europe to threatening.

He mentioned in the desire of Alina's pupils. Alina was just standing nearby .. naval Alina Kabaeva.

When she came up to me, all so airy, I just could not help but get her. That's all. What's wrong with that ? I hug everyone.

I remember, Patriarch Alexy hugged so much that they had a trembling bone .. and kissed him tightly and hotly ..

Alina, of course, did not kiss Alina .. I am not crazy .. not suicide.

Have you read how the Chekists (and most likely pear) was poisoned in the UK? A man lies in a coma in the London Hospital .. and his daughter .. and a policeman, that he who lost consciousness approached them first.

I did not even dare to capture a chaste kiss on Alina's beautiful face. Unless I still admit to Easter Orthodox-Tored. Because there is no curely kiss.

.. Kabaeva looked good. At one time she added in weight, but now she was still the same slender, as before pregnancy ..

.. There are different rumors. You yourself know which one. On the level of gossip. And what she gave birth to from Putin her son. And then Ishcho alone. I do not really believe in these rumors .. and in general, this is not my business. And not yours either.

I responded to visit me, responding to the invitation to participate in the opening of the center, the illustrious Olympic champion, a former deputy of the State Duma, and now the head of a large media holding, flew.

And it would be monstrously tactless to ask outrageous questions, as Viktor Tsoi did in the film The Needle ..

I invited Alina to my office in the Palace of Independence ..

Spoiled people immediately began to joke and build indecent guesses, they say that Lukashenko could talk about with Kabaeva as much as a half hours. Dirty people and thoughts have dirty ..

According to the official version, we talked with Alina all this time exclusively about rhythmic gymnastics. Incredible, right?

Well, I won’t hide it – this didn’t happen .. I can only talk about football for hours, argue .. Alina’s dad is a famous football player Marat Kabaev in the past. I remember his game in Tashkent Pakhtakor .. He was an excellent player!

And we didn’t talk about football with Kabaeva .. What does she understand about him?

And we talked about my friend and colleague Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.

The situation is very worrying. Putin must be saved! And together with him to save all of us – humanity .. If we do not save Putin – that's it, pipe! He'll try to make a big nuclear commotion.

When I watched the film World Order-18, I immediately had the idea to invite Kabaeva, ostensibly to open a gymnastic center, but in fact try to influence the Russian colleague through her.

We, men, are apologists for war, and zhenshchyna is always for peace.

I told Alina a story about the Fuhrer .. About how, realizing his finale, Hitler wanted to take as many people as possible with him to the next world .. He did not have nuclear weapons (and thank God!), so he, the bastard, thought of flooding Berlin subway.

Vladimirych also went off the rails and, destroying Russia with his policy, wants to take revenge on all mankind. So I understood his thoughts about why do we need such a world if there is no Russia there?

..Here is the logic of a person! In Russia, his white light converged like a wedge. Once thousands of years ago there was no Russia, and people lived, fell in love, gave birth to children.

Was once the Soviet Union – and where is it? There was the Roman Empire .. Inca civilization, Maya .. Third Reich .. Austria-Hungary. Well, where are they all. You, Volodenka, should have shot yourself when the USSR was gone.

Well, there will be no Russia .. And now what – we all go to the grave on this occasion?

She, Russia, will not just disappear into nowhere .. The territory will remain .. People will remain. New states will appear.. Some kind of Muscovy.. Novgorod Democratic Republic.. And so on. Ukraine will return something to itself .. Belarus will pick up something .. Some ownerless Smolenshchyna.

Look, what a swell – Russia. Maybe in a hundred years, humanity will move to another planet, and nothing will remain alive on Earth at all ..?

In Belarus, Chernobyl happened .. People had to leave the best lands contaminated with radiation. But I did not shout with hubbub that since these lands were no longer with us, then let everything in the world be covered with a copper basin.

In general, I asked Alina Kabaeva to convey my thoughts to Putin as my own .. He still won’t listen to me, but a woman can. If he loves her, of course..

However, there is little hope. The example of Eva Braun leads to sad thoughts.

Oh, Volodya, Volodya. He boasts of rockets. Moron.If you want to shoot – go to the shooting range .. or go out with a rifle on the ski.

I went out last weekend and immediately gave the proverb “Belarus will save only a sniper” a completely new and unexpected meaning.

The sniper, as it turned out, I am .. I was on targets without a miss .. it was because I was Belarus and save.

Many noticed that he shot and not from the position of lying, and not standing, like ordinary biathletes, but in an intermediate half-zest from a table.

Standing to shoot uncomfortable: there is no support .. Hand the rifle of the canopy – so you can miss.

Lying in the snow is not mine at all. My voters will see me in a horizontal position only when I will move in the coffin in the coffin towards Moskovsky Poemishch to Chopin’s mourning music ..

OK then. Suppose I lay down and shoot lying .. and and lying on my own, sinking to my knees … So there was leaned with my non-excretion!

And then how to get up without an outsider? And can I? There is no such confidence. Therefore, I shot from the stand .. and shot perfectly. Without a miss.

The younger son of Nicholas, contrary to forecasts, could not finish the first at the competition Snow Sniper .. came the third ..

Children are a very complex contingent. You can’t explain to them that you do not need to rush to the finish line before the son of the head of state .. and they know, disruptions, that they will not be anything for it. So they use my kindness. As in the final of the hockey tournament Golden Washing.

But Nikolai is still well done .. man! He was sick .. the sector was at forty. I could not let down his team.

TRETO place is not the first, but I forgave him .. I promised. Yes, and how not to forgive?

Kolya told me after the finish: Dad, forgive me, please. And in the eyes – a prayer. And I forgave Kolya as the hero of the painting by Roster of his prodigal son forgave ..

True, there is an Ishcho picture of Ilya Repin, where the Russian king Ivan the Terrible kills his son, but this is not our method. This is a clear outrage ..

Lukashenko: "I forgive him everything. He has the results for 2.5-3 minutes worse than in the previous stage, but I forgive him, because there was already a question, to be or not to be, but he says: “Where to go, promised the team” .. And yesterday he has There were big problems with the rifle, so I forgive him all this. ."

But I do not forgive me Nikolai and punish him approximately and cruel, where is the guarantee that he will not grab this rifle and will not run away from home to the forest? And there it will wander with this rifle, waiting for the moment to avenge, like Clint Eastwood in the movie Unlocked

Tsar-tushka and king-gun

.. oh and a rustle was done yesterday by my friend and colleague Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! His message to the federal (or what is it called there?) The Russian Assembly, sorry for the pun, the federation, has produced the effect of an exploding bomb. Or a bursting balloon. In general, no one expected ..

. Once a year I will appeal with epoch -making messages to the Belarusian people and parliament, usually in the spring, at the peak of spring exacerbation, and therefore the speech of Vladimir was doubly interesting for me. It is like an exchange of advanced experience. We learn from each other .. we are spying .. we take it into service .. And only the best, of course. In order of self -improvement.

Sometimes I look at him, as in a mirror. And he, for sure, also looks similarly .. and studying, learning, learning .. How the great Lenin poured.

When Putin decided and joined our elite club insane and lifelong, even all sorts of villains on the Internet drawn my mustache. Then, however, the mustache stopped drawing, and built on a bald as a knee, the head of the national leader of Russia (through computer graphics) of the thick hair of our youngest – Kim Jong -un. And I'm not offended. Kim is so kim.

So, I watched yesterday the chosen places of his colleague's performances. What can I say? – Most impressed the cartoon on the big screen behind the back of Little Putin, where Russian intercontinental missiles with nuclear warheads fly through the North and South poles directly to the shores of the damned America ..

Plumpled American systems can do nothing about anything. Putin's missiles are unattainable, elusive. Like elusive Joe – I had a thought in this very dramatic moment of the presentation.

Someone overwhelmed pride, someone was strangled by fear, but I was bursting with laughter. I’ll tell you a little later why.

I vividly introduced the United States under a thick layer of radioactive ash. Not bad, not bad. It seems that Vladimirovich learns about the surrounding world from the programs of Dmitry Kiselev.

Then Putin spoke about some cruise missiles, which are also invisible .. and about some autonomous and unmanned submarines.

The intercontinental missile bears the formidable name Sarmat .. Putin seems to have tanks with a similar name.

But winged missiles and submarines have not yet been invented. And Vladimirovich quite democratically asked the Russians to offer their options on the website of the ministry of defense of the Russian Federation.

I remember when the putin’s bitch (now deceased) was born to the shchean, the gender of Russia came up with nicknames for them. Putin himself asked. Apparently, a poor fantasy has a colleague. The call of GDP caused a bad excitement among the children .. Letters flowed to the Kremlin by the river .. Including electronic ones.

Now thousands of Russian kids (not to do this to adults: fun – children!) They will write to Marshal Shoiga all sorts of different names of these very cruise missiles.

Here were called the-Russian brothers Talisman of the World Cup, Zabivaka. So he asks the rocket to call it accordingly – Kilivaka ..

.. Now everyone who is not too lazy to think and guess: some kind of such rein fell under the Kutsy tail of Vladimir, that he took up the frank intimidation of the West, and first of all – the United States?

То ли впечатляюшчый разгром американцами российской колонны наёмников в Сирии с сотнями жертв, то ли что-то ишчо.

Я склоняюсь к мысли, что Владимирыч не из-за военных потерь в Сирии струхнул. Думается мне, что тут всё дело в кокаине. Когда национальный лидер больше похож на национального дилера, и его ловят с поличным (его, его, а кого же ишчо ?), как и с олимпийской мочой, то тут дело пахнет керосином.

Вот Вольдемар, заплюшчыв от страха глаза, лупит по воздуху во все стороны кулаками, как Вася Веснушкин (прекрасная роль молодого Георгия Вицина) в фильме Запасной игрок.

Не надо его бояться, друзья. Владимира Владимировича я знаю много лет и, уж поверьте мне, все эти рассказы про Сарматы – отчаянная ложь запуганного мальчишки с соседского двора.

Я сам в детстве, когда меня повсеместно обижали и неполиткорректно дразнили байструком злые колхозные дети, грозил им мифическим братом, что вот, мол, есть у меня двоюродный брат с пудовыми железобетонными кулачышчами..Он скоро приедет и поотрывает обидчикам головы, как утятам..Повырывает им, гнидам, языки изо рта.. Пооткручивает, как вшивым блохам, головы самым жесточайшим образом. Поотрубает руки и бросит на съеденье свиньям.

Вот так и Путин со своими ракетами..Вначале он запугивал Запад через свою марионетку Кима..Запад не испугался. И тогда Владимирыч от безысходности, стираха и отчаяния, заплявузгал языком сам.

Когда он нёс свою, не побоюсь этого слова, ахинею, всё Федеральное Собрание рукоплескало своему диле. лидеру ! Чуть ли не стоя. И даже наш Патриарх !! Они там в Московской Патриархии все повёрнуты на ядерной угрозе. В смысле, дюже рады угрожать.

Взять, к примеру, без спросу прикомандированного к нам из Рязаншчыны Митрополита Павла..Тот всё мечтает в сторону Запада Чернобыльский краник открыть. Ну а хули с них взять ? Служба такая.

..Я тоже рукоплескал Путину. Искренне и от души. Как когда-то Аркадию Райкину.

.Помните, Райкин пришёл к обидчикам своей первой училки в их коммунальную квартиру и стал рассказывать про своего брательника, и про себя, угорелого. Всех перережу !! Всех перебью ! ахахахавха !! )))

У него ножичек – нулевой номер.. Вот такой.

Так что Путин со своим Сарматом – это Аркадий Райкин с ножичком.

Или даже не Аркадий Райкин, а Лёвка Демченко (Александр Хочинский) в фильме Бумбараш, когда он замахнулся на Золотухина-Бумбараша гранатой, а тот ему и говорит с улыбкой : Луна сквозь твою гранату видна.

Эх, во люди были . А как они умели петь, ёлы-палы. Это вам на Стас, будь он проклят, Михайлов.

Продолжая тему бесполезных гранат, вспомним роман Андрея Платонова Чевенгур и удивительного персонажа товаришча Пашенцева – хранителя революционного заповедника. Пашенцев ходил в рыцарских доспехах на голое тело и ночевал на яшчыке с гранатами, которые вроде как все до одной отсырели, что ли.He kept power over local peasants with these grenades (the threat of their use) until they opened the bluff. The men beat Pashentsev, removed the armor and kicked out of the ladder (by the frozen estate).

So do not be afraid of Putin .. do not. He himself is more afraid of.

Of course, yesterday he looked insanely brave. Armed and very dangerous. Kim Jong -un is more dangerous. Rather, I wanted to seem like that.

Partly, Voldemar succeeded. Some people believed him. Or pretended that he believed, not risking standing out of the crowd, conditionally raising his hand (right hand) in a friendly greeting. Hence the ovation. Ishcho in the Soviet school by Maxim Gorky tormented us The madness of the brave sings to sing a song.

Or the courage of the crazy .. I don’t remember anymore.

And Ishcho Vladimir reminded me of the smoking wolf boy from the film About the Red Red Riding Hood. He threatened to give a red cap in the eye, gaining strength after a deep tightening .. and still gave .. but the USA is not a red cap, right?

. Yes, if you delve into your memory, I will give you three dozen analogies from the world of literature and cinema, when a person at a minute of danger boldly bluffs, positioning himself the owner of deadly weapons, sort of great and terrible Goodwin ..

.. I have little whose blogs I read in LiveJournal (due to a lack of time), but I try not to miss a single one from the mysterious Verola .. all today I read pOstwhere the overseas girl asks a rhetorical question (considering herself to the Russians): Are we ahead of the planet or do we have someone crazy?

What means : Someone ?. You have almost all crazy. Or somewhere about 84 percent. In any case, no less than half. I do not want to offend any of the Russians, but on the contrary, I express solidarity and support for them in their madness. I myself, do you know , in this sense, I can give any head start.

But crazy crazy discord .. Each has its own scale, its own marking.

Putin is boring crazy .. That's his trouble. But you can be funny, witty fraud, paradoxically, paradoxically.

So this week I confused with the security forces about increasing the fight against drunkenness .. thereby I gave a sign to the West that I condemn and drug addiction .. and especially – drug trafficking. Whoever needs – he understood. At the same time, he was at ease at the topics seriously. On the topic of death of people because of drunk driving.

Lukashenko: "Now the movement is such that horror. Whoever does not have a car: and already, and a beetle and a cockroach. Who can and who cannot drive vehicles. .. Da them detained you drunkenly – no car and lifeline you are deprived of the appropriate rights to drive vehicles. This is if you came across. And he killed a man – there, after this person, and go." .

Worst of all, when you are crazy at the same time, and constantly talk about the greatness of the Motherland .. this pathos is a psycho.

Paphos psychos are the most dangerous psychos. I shout them from the height of the years (even if they are a couple of years older): Less pathos, colleagues.

Here is the same Vladimir Vladimirovich. Yesterday. I remembered the pilot Filippov. Like, they don’t have such pilots in the West and never will.

Listen, I sent a guy in Syria to bomb the cities where Assad's enemies were hiding, the pilot was shot down by a rocket there, and then killed after landing by parachute. . That is, he blew himself up with a grenade along with the Basmachi surrounding him. And he allegedly screamed before his death For the boys!.

I, like Dmitry Bykov, who wrote the brilliant poem ANTIPATSANSKOE, also hate this term boys among men. The boys are the boys from the film The Boys by Dinara Asanova. Difficult teenagers. Or easy ones. Boys, in short .. And an officer, a pilot is a man. The male !

Vladimirych is not a man in some way (although by external sexual characteristics he is an unconditional grandfather) .. He has not grown up to a man (and it's not about height or high heels). Mentpavlno he remained a kid. And if that pilot really shouted “For the boys!” before his heroic death, then he did not even guess that the names of the boys were Putin, Timchenko, Rottenberg, Sechin, and so on. He had others in mind (his friends and comrades in arms), but he gave his life, it just so happened, for these ones .. From the Lake cooperative

Listen, somehow I changed the subject along the way. Where are you, the path, led me?

And to go back in search of what I wanted to tell you here is too lazy. Yes, and sleep hunting.

I wanted to determine by the title of the post what was at first discussed here – but there is no title yet. I only remember that I was going to call this post like this: Pablo Escobar from the St. Petersburg courtyard, but somehow immediately left cocaine for the Sarmatians.

So guys, let this post be called Tsar Putin and Tsar Cannon, because Sarmat is the same Tsar Cannon, which, it seems, has never fired at enemies .. And if and fired, then immediately cracked .. Or did the Tsar Bell crack? Exactly, Tsar Bell. So the gun never fired. She played an exclusively intimidating, and not practical, role .. Well, like inflatable Iskanders.

When I was young, I looked with admiration at the Tsar Cannon. And he vividly imagined how crushingly, along with Katyushas, she was shooting at the Nazis near winter Moscow in 1941.

I foresee the reproaches of fellow countrymen, they say, why are you, Alexander Grigorievich, clinging to Putin like a burdock? You better tell us about the Belarusian economy – why is everything so bad?

Let me tell you about the economy. But not today, because, maybe a month or two, and only lazy people on the Internet will not kick Putin. And most cruelly of all – his recent fans and supporters will kick and tear with their teeth .. Why not kick such a small dead lion after he has died and all the bitter truth about him suddenly surfaced? After all, it will be impossible to resist such a temptation to avenge many years of deceit and crushing hopes for eternal greatness.

Well, what will be the price of those kicks when they kick – millions? Zero whole, shish tenths – that's their price. And I'd better get ahead of myself. Because I feel in my gut .. I always smell.So I’m kicking a visionary and slowly, although there is certainly a risk of answering my words. But small. You won’t shoot everyone like Nemtsov .. with the same I can’t go off without protection .. yes, Ishcho in open terrain ..

They were able to repeat.

.. Let the-Russian brothers are not offended by me, but in the final of the Olympic hockey tournament, I was ill for the German national team against a group of athletes from Russia. Here and at all, there is no Russophobia. I myself am a Russian person and not without pride I speak about it. Because Belarusians are those altro

When God was going to distribute signs of quality, generously taking them out of the bag from the bag, immediately very predictably from all sides with a hood and hooting a huge crowd of suffering, and a wild crush happened .. The most arrogant and rude ruckets climbed into the front rows with open sunga . From them, it was pretty to be a fresh fume.

Then God grimaced, strictly frowned like that grandfather with a staff from the film Morozko and began to throw signs of quality into the distant ranks to those who did not even try to climb ahead, and quietly believed that they would not get these signs at all.

Indeed, not everyone was enough signs, and first of all, Valentina Matvienko, most of the most deprived throat, was not enough. But modest people from the periphery of a crowd of quality signs of God's mercy just got … they became Belarusians. All others remained just Russian.

So no Russophobia, friends. If I were a Russophobe, would I have been keeping this diary in Russian? Yes, Ishcho is so high quality .. with the corresponding, sorry for the immodesty, sign.

Why in the final I was ill for the Germans against representatives close to us, Belarusians, the language group. I have nothing to hide .. I will be honest and frank as usual.

In the general community standings (if a group of athletes from Russia can be called a team), we ahead of Russians in the number of gold medals. We had two of them (freestyle and biathlon), and the Russians have one (in figure skating).

The Russians could only catch up with the Belarusians in the hockey final of the Germans. The victory of the Germans allowed Belarusians to look at Russia from the height of their position in the table of the general community medal standings. After all, there is no better beauty to look at Russians from a height. How they themselves are used to watching everyone else.

I believed in the Germans. He believed in their victory. I even performed before the game the anthem Doyland, Deutschland, Uber Alles to the best of his vocal abilities. I even put on the time of the match in the German uniform of the Second World War (I no longer remember a gift from the Mosfilm film studio for what occasion).

The form of the Germans is beautiful, you won’t argue .. I looked at his reflection in the mirror. Well, beauties! Poured Caltenbrunner. Rather, even the Fuhrer himself.

Continuing to peer into the own reflection and filling in some geopolitical greatness, I straightened my shoulders a little and as far as I could have pulled my stomach.

My right hand involuntarily reached out in the Nazi greeting, and I completely unexpectedly shouted loudly for myself, Heil Hitler!

It’s good that the youngest son of Nicholas was not nearby .. if he would be surprised. I would probably have decided that the old man secretly plays some computer game about the third Reich from him.

I sat down in a chair in front of a large screen, accrued for myself a gram of STO Jack Daniel and lit a Cuban cigar from old reserves.

The mood was excellent .. I made a bet at the Pari-Match bookmakers. A large express coefficient of 1000. And the rate itself is exactly a hundred in dollar equivalent. So count.

Saturday brought continuous joy .. Real Madrid scored Gareth Bale (2.05 was given to it), Kutino distinguished himself for Barcelona (3.10). In Liverpool, the London “Veust Ham” (1.87) scored in Liverpool. And so on. Only a hockey finale remained. The Germans had to take “gold”. In the main time, in overtime or on shootouts, it doesn’t matter.

In principle, this “gold” could take the Belarusians if the IOC showed principles and did not allow hockey players from the OAR to the competition because of their doping drawings. The disqualification of Russians would open the way to the Olympics of the Belarusian hockey team .. And the composition of the participants there was such that everyone could win. No one from the NHL .. what a overseas students .. a chance. Such a chance. And the Russians took advantage of them, miraculously tearing out a draw in the last minute and scoring in the majority in Over-Time.

When they equalized the score, making it 3: 3 and thereby practically tearing my hundred thousand dollars from my hands, I swore dirty; Rusish Schwein! And when the fourth puck was abandoned in overtime, I already shouted loudly: Donnerwattere! Schwein !! arshgezichyneta komunistish Schwein! I wanted to shoot this red pile-mala from Schmeiser.

It is to blame. This is all because of greed. The Germans were given a greater coefficient with the equality of the forces of these two mediocre commands. So I was seduced by a more solid amount of winning. It was necessary to put on the Russians .. as they say, I would know the bonus.

The Russians responded together on social networks, comparing the victory in the hockey tournament with that great victory, once again depreciating the latter in miserable attempts to increase their dubious local successes on all fronts: from Ukrainian and Syrian to the Olympic South Korean.

For example, Valera Karpin .. I remember his short -haired boy, who had just passed from Tallinn Sports to the Moscow “Spartak” .. The man after Spartak played in Europe, in the Spanish priest for Selta along with the unique dribbler Sasha Mostov … then he returned to Russia as a coach. He watched the Russian Goebbels Tw.And here is the result:

Well, isn't it a moron? – To the soldier of the victory to put the club in his hands.

Correctly, a person commented on Stalin ..

.. Stalin also showed Stalin's farships to the world. Nearby is the Vlasov Tricolor. And where, asks, Lenin, Marx and Engels?

And why not Jesus Christ? At the Russians on rallies, I often saw this trinity: Stalin-Putin-Christ.

According to their version, Christ was Orthodox. And Catholics -Protestants are such bastards that Orthodox babies were thrown into bonfires to the sounds of the organ, as in the film Alexander Nevsky. The great, by the way, is the cantata Sergey Prokofiev.

Stalin, by the way, was well versed in music. Have you seen the comedy Death of Stalin? Great film ! So there, Comrade Stalin listened on the radio, the direct broadcast of the concert of classical music, and if he liked it, asked him to bring him a recording on a freshly installed gramplast.

. Yes, there was an Orthodox Russia. And now ? Now what happened to her?

Pressed by the Mother of Reds with red crusts captured and naturally drink all the juices from it ..

The last juices are finished, bitches. Yes, Ishcho hiding behind Orthodoxy.

Have you read about how some Orthodox patrons through diplomatic channels delivered a hundred kilograms to Europe from Argentina? It is even cooler than urine in test tubes to replace at the Olympics. Engage in drug trafficking at the level of the city state. It is even cooler than the raider to squeeze the Crimea from Ukraine.

Listen, we are here in Belarus with bones on the path of drug lords. From Asia through Russia, heroin, cocaine and so on go to Europe in Europe. We purchase special equipment, dog breeds, train them to look for drugs by smell .. we will trample a lot of money for this … we will suffer direct losses.

And at that time, Volodya-Lo-Lo (to call a colleague “huil” on my part would be an unjustified and unforgivable rudeness) chuckles at us and chases drugs throughout the world through diplomatic channels that the customs does not check. Apparently, it works in the same scheme as in the St. Petersburg port in the dashing 90s. Interestingly, Gundyaev has any percentage from this business for using the ROC brand? Or is it his business? Then what percentage of the Chekists have from him? Or they have a obscure business. Closing an office. The Russian Orthodox Church of the State Security Committee (they themselves regret that Yeltsin changed their KGB brand to the FSB)

I know that it is ugly to consider other people's money .. But it’s interesting.

Well, since such a thing and everything secretly slowly, as it was promised in the priestly scripture, becomes obvious, it is time for me, until it’s too late, to reveal the cards.

Do you think, from evil, I prohibit the Ministry of Justice register a party of Christian democrats, where our entire advanced Belarusian youth gathered? All these Severin residents, Rymashevsky and other Dashkevichs?

By no means. I do not feel any evil for these guys.And I generally see Zmitser Dashkevich as the future President of Belarus .. It’s a pity that an outstanding conviction will not allow the guy to run .. And he won’t allow Pashka Severinets .. And Statkevich Mikola. It won't let anyone. Such an annoyance: no matter which of the prominent oppositionists you take, either a person has a criminal record, or a person has disappeared altogether .. Znick makes ends meet.

I am forbidden to register Christian Democracy from Moscow. Clearly warn: just try to register them .. We'll treat you to polonium tea.

And the Pope of Rome is not allowed into Belarus.. I have long dreamed of seeing His Holiness here.. A historic meeting – the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church shakes hands with the Pope and concludes a Non-Aggression Pact with him through the mediation of Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko. A kind of regular Minsk Agreements on the world's best negotiation platform.

But they made it clear to me: while Belarus is walking near Moscow, the Pope of Rome will not be in Belarus ..Or did you, Alexander Grigoryevich, want us to arrange a second Donbass for you here? It's like two fingers on the pavement for us, Warden Agent.

I tell them: a bad peace is better than a good war.

And they told me: then forget about the Pope.

Terrible people. As Andrei Piontkovsky aptly wrote about Putin – Tsapok of All Russia .. Do you know who Tsapok is? Google it if you don't know.

Let's cross our fingers. And bending them, we will be horrified together.

1. Total corruption. Unprecedented theft. The list is endless.

2. International terrorism (MH-17, hexogen, polonium).

3. Military aggression (Crimea, Donbass)

4. Seizure of power through violation of the Constitution and election fraud..

And so on .. And now ishcho and drug trafficking through diplomatic channels have surfaced ..

Well, who was I supposed to root for in the final after all this? Tell me for whom?

Let's strike with the 100th anniversary of the Armed Forces of the Republic of Belarus on the 100th anniversary of the proclamation of the BPR! (part 2)

Two and a half thousand people listened to me with undisguised interest, like those village grandmothers to whom I lectured in my youth.

Yes, the army political officer and lecturer of the All-Union Society Knowledge spoke in me. I seem to have forgotten that our country is the Republic of Belarus .. And that her appearance on altro

Two and a half thousand people listened to me with undisguised interest, like those village grandmothers to whom I lectured in my youth.

Yes, the army political officer and lecturer of the All-Union Society Knowledge spoke in me. I seem to have forgotten that our country is the Republic of Belarus .. And that its appearance on the political map of the world happened as a result of the collapse of the USSR. I raved aloud and articulately about the Soviet Empire, like my favorite writer Alexander Prokhanov.

So what then is for me the acquisition of genuine sovereignty by Belarus: – a geopolitical catastrophe or a great blessing. Disaster, my friends.. Definitely a disaster.

I remembered everything to the former brothers in the Warsaw Pact .. I remembered their treacherous policy towards the USSR.

They defected to NATO.As soon as the Pahan was sick and weakened, fed before our eyes and ran to the kuma – to the world gendarme .. to the USA. All these Czechs, Slovaks, Hungarians, Eastern Germans and other Shusher betrayed our common cause. Help garbage.

Lukashenko: "The militarization of Eastern Europe is carried out sequentially, where additional military contingents are deployed. As a result, in 2018 the military expenses of these countries will significantly increase. But these were not just friendly countries. These were our native countries."

Still, we, a little of them, bitches, were ironed with tanks in the 56th in Budapest and in the 68th in Prague. Wolves shameful !! The people say the truth: how many wolf do not feed, he still chooses freedom and looks into the forest.

Lukashenko: "We recently, with our memory, consisted with these states in a single defense block – the Warsaw Treaty. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, they vowed to us that NATO would not expand to the east – we only need to eliminate the Warsaw Treaty. Eliminated. Who is known. We are not ashamed for thisabout."

If, instead of Gorbachev, the President of the USSR was Lukashenko, we would have drowned Broasto Europe in the blood, but we retained the Warsaw Doggor. So that the foot of the NATO soldier’s leg of the soldier did not step on the right of the territory from fascism.

Let Gorbachev be ashamed .. the story is uniform. Heed -handed.

We could not ruin the USSR and leave Eastern Europe. I cried at the TV when I saw how children and grandchildren of fascist unfinished ones destroy the holy Berlin Wall for us.

Do not forget the smug grief of the federal chancellor Kolya .. how do not forget the drunken Yeltsin, deriving the orchestra .. we did not have to leave Germany. My father died there when taking the Reichstag, and here we are leaving from there. We leave .. We leave ..

Lukashenko : "February 23 many years ago, while still a very young president, speaking at such a solemn meeting, in the first or second year of my presidency, I warned everyone that this is the greatest mistake, that we, having ruined our own country, leave the territories that we were to us They are controlled after the Second World War and, moreover, destroy our defense space. So it happened. Having ruined our country, with our own hands we began the systematic destruction of everything that was accumulated during the years of the Soviet Union."

In Belarus, several thousand tanks were accumulated in Belarus during the years of the Soviet Union. And we began to sell these tanks with our own hands, or even simply cut into metal.

At first, in this field, whoever fell, until I took this business under personal control and did the most severe order there. Very profitable business.

We also had rockets with nuclear warheads! I can imagine how much Arabs or the same Iran could prevail for them .. But we were forced to abandon missiles in favor of Russia.

Stas Shushkevich signed the notorious Budapest memorandum.They would try to force Lukashenko to sign this paper. And Kravchuk signed for Ukraine. What is the end? Russia rubbed its imperial ass with that memorandum and pulled Crimea from Ukraine instead of a guarantee of sovereignty and territorial integrity. Now we ourselves are sitting, like on a powder barrel. OK. I don't want to about it.

. Yes, I personally escorted these missiles from our land .. my hearts of the Satan missiles, they are SS -20. Ballistic .. intercontinental .. rustic old women stood and voted in a voice: Ay-ah-ah, yak, we are a zyaparek bouraza Zhitz without gyna rockets? A-oh, a-oh... .. with their own hands, they ruined the union .. Woe some kind of woe … how they survived it .. as we are popularly said: Maxim died .. Yes and dick with him ..

But there is no smoke without fire .. that is, there is no thin one without good.

Our Soviet Union fell apart, and in its place (in one of the places where he used to be), looking – a piece of land appeared. With forests, rivers and lakes .. and white storks fly over them.

The earth is not enough, of course, and it is poor by hydrocarbons .. The people are also small .. You can’t take it back with such Europe and you won’t drive NATO from Poland. But what is, that is .. what are rich, and what is happy about.

If we didn’t have a sovereign Belarus, instead of the USSR who had late in Bose, under what flag we would have performed at the Olympics in Pyeongchang? Under the Olympic? Do not laugh at me .. what kind of anthem would be listened to? Mozartov-Bethkhovenov?

Faceless and disgraced .. what we would be, if we didn’t have independence .. We, as we get into the composition of this dead empire.

And so we have our flag .. and the anthem. Not the way the Nationals and Zmagars would like … they would have been under their breath !!

The day before yesterday with the flag, an unpleasant moment happened against the general background of the All -Belorussian triumph and delight ..

Our girls fled the baton in the biathlon .. and Dasha Domracheva escaped ahead at the last stage .. she went away to Olympic gold.

We had a plan for this case: to give her a red-green flag before the finish line .. she had to accept it, without throwing a ski stick out of her hand. We warned Dasha about a possible sabotage: if one of the spectators extends to her a white-red-white flag-do not pick him up in any case!

Categorically. It is advisable to even shy away from him to the side, losing precious fractions of a second.

Everything went fine .. Fifteen meters before the finish, the flag was handed over to Dashka .. he was to proudly cross the finish tape. Dasha was obliged to raise the flag high above herself .. Like a banner .. but she, finishing, continued to move her hands, holding the flag parallel to the earth .. and. What an annoyance! – The flag flew off the shaft, fell on the snow and, under the gusts of the wind, rolled a shapeless lump away from the finish line.

. Agree, annoying, but trifle. And our fifth column is already building all sorts of guesses on this occasion .. sees a certain omen in this. Some kind of providence .. What. Here, they say, on the 100th anniversary of the BNR, they will be a gift for them in the form of a sudden death of your humble servant.

They began to photograph the golden finish of our Dasha, replacing the flying green-red cloth with the nationalist bel-cheervona-white .. type, there should not be a holy place empty.

I, the nationalist Gadauo, will survive everyone .. And you will have a mowing of your Match .. You will not have any MOVA. You yourself need it, like a hare, a stop-signal .. I would have been a mova, you would have trained your kids in Belarusian … they would have been sungly Dzizyachi Sadkov, schools, and so on. Would carry out protest shares, like, return our MOVA.

Let's see how many on March 25 you will go to Ploshch. Let's see which of you are the dashes of the Fatherland ..

We hit the 100th anniversary of the Armed Forces of the Republic of Belarus on the 100th anniversary of the BNR proclamation. (PART 1)

So the notorious dashchtnik day of the Fatherland went noisy pathos. On this day, I broke away to the full .. not in the sense of there – I drank excess (on February 23, I do not drink fundamentally, but my friend and colleague V.V. Putin, imitating the Stirlitz, never misses the opportunity to skip, sorry for the tautology, Altro

And I came off, friends, at a solemn meeting, dedicated (ahahahahaha! Now I will burst with laughter) The 100th anniversary of the Armed Forces of Belarus.

Can you imagine? – 100th anniversary (!) The armed forces of Belarus (!!).

It’s as if you had stuck a hundred candles on your 25th anniversary and began to remember the heroic past, giving out the grandfathers of the order and medals for your own.

The paradox of the holiday called The Day of the Street of the Fatherland in Belarusian realities is prohibitive.

Those who sincerely consider themselves a dashik of the Fatherland and on this occasion accepts congratulations, gifts and even pride in February 23, he really has the brains of a slap. I declare this as a person who is not alien to the world of mental pathogles. This topic is close and interesting to me. But let's talk about this on World Mental Health Day (there is one; and you did not know?). Today we have on the agenda – dashings..hhhhhhhhhhi.

You, men, do not be offended by me, but I will tell you honestly and frankly: you are not the dashes of the Fatherland. Because you have no fatherland. I will prove it to you now on my fingers, as twice two four. I'll start from afar.

What happened 100 years ago on February 23, 1918? As a historian, you can trust me completely and without a trace. And without a shadow of doubt.

So, 100 years ago, the so -called Red Army was supposedly created. And who created it? Who issued a corresponding decree. Yes, it’s clear who. Not Trotsky-Bronstein. In those harsh years, the main ones were the main Ulyanov-Lenin. Then he Ishcho did not lose his ability to compose his decrees: Decree of the World, Decree of the Earth, and so on – his work.

I, Lenin's works, have been a lot of Leninist works in my whole life, being a schoolboy, student, lecturer of the All -Union Society Knowledge. “How do we reorganize Rabcrin?”, “Great Pochin” and other blocks of Lenin's thought .. You can’t understand young.

I myself often indulge in the composition of all kinds of decrees. This is almost like a hobby. Decree No. 1 (on labor discipline), Decree No. 3 (on the fight against parasites). Other decrees. Do you really remember everything?

When I compose my decrees, I feel a little by Lenin .. after that I re -read them out loud in fresh tracks. And I will certainly re -read with a cute Lenin buckshot.

To be an ideal politician, you need to take the best of the experience of the great leaders of the past. Take something from Lenin, something from Stalin, something from Hitler (not everything is only bad with him, it was positive).

So Lenin, having suffered somewhere near Pskov or Narva, defeat from German troops on February 23, 1918, with a fright invited the Germans to conclude the very shameful Brest world through which Western Belarus retreated to Pan Poland.

In general, on February 23, we celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Brest world, which the Bolsheviks camouflaged on the holiday of the creation of Red Armia in order to brighten up the bitterness of that shame. We celebrate the disconnection of the Belarusian people.

To make a good mine with a bad game, the Communists have always been masts. I testify to this as a communist.

And Ishcho: Lenin said – The proletariat has no fatherland. And we have monuments to Ilyich in each district center, landscapes are spoiled. Why will the dashes of the Fatherland will not demolish them to the ebenes on the landfill of history?

I went to the solemn meeting with a firm intention to tell everyone the dashes of the Fatherland that they had no fatherland .. that it once (we remember this time) was, but it was meanly ruined, destroyed. Our great and mighty Soviet Union !! Beautiful and huge Soviet Union. His Ishcho was called the Empire of Evil .. and let.

The multipolarity of the world had the existence of all kinds of empires – the Empire of Evil including. There is no good without evil .. the evil is also capable of being attractive. Remember at least Woland or that. Like him. Forgot.

And I swore allegiance to that empire of evil, because where I was born, it came in handy there.

Yes, friends, there are no two fatherland. Can Belarus after the Soviet Union be called the Fatherland? This is incomprehensible, not the Fatherland .. A patch of earth .. a bunch of meat, which I never choked, although I risked terribly. I thought the Moscow Chekists framed me, having knocked me for the second referendum, and at the last moment they would be thrown to pieces by the Belarusian people .. Fortunately, all overwit. They really needed me. I was really indispensable for them in Belarus.

In 1996, as I remember now, he, this piece in the form of Belarus, stood across the throat, and I began to slowly blue, Tarashch's eyes from the orbit, but then the bird-threesome of the Black-Mirdinin-Seleznev came from Moscow. She began to peel me on the back with wings, horns and hooves.Belarus safely slipped through the esophagus directly into the bottomless presidential stomach, where she is still in almost digested form. And if the good lumberjacks from the Empire come up suddenly and cut off the belly with axes, not the fact that Belarus will come out of it, like that red hat – whole and unharmed.

.. Listen, why is it pulling me all the time to all sorts of verbal beautifulness, metaphors, and other verbal husks? So I will never get to my enchanting performance at a solemn meeting on the occasion of the glorious century. Closer to the body!

.. The main hall of the Palace of the Republic was furnished with imperial pomp in inherent in the Nazis. I learned a lot of things from the Fuhrer, trying to throw aside the worst, but in the sense of aesthetics for the design of mass events with my participation, you can consider me a fascist. Collective farm fascist.

The hall was clogged with other collective farm fascists and faces, sympathetic to these colokhos fascists.

I started with the main order of the Kremlin manual, which I recently received from Moscow by Feldyger mail. In this manual of the Red Army (Workers 'and Peasants' Red Army) is called the basis of the modern Belarusian army. I had to voice this nonsense. As if Belarusians did not serve in the royal army before the revolution. But in the tsarist army and in the Red Army, Belorussianness was equally Gulkin Her.

Lukashenko: These days we celebrate a significant anniversary-the 100th anniversary of the Armed Forces of Belarus and the day of the dashings of the Fatherland. The history of the Belarusian Armed Forces began with the birth of the Workers 'and Peasants' Red Army, which was destined to play a decisive role in the formation and preservation of the statehood of our country

In fact, everything happened exactly the opposite.

Having no strength and the opportunity to defeat Kaiser Germany, Lenin concluded peace with her to free armed people at the front and direct them against the national movements of the decaying empire. Someone had to let go of the world like Finland.

Ilyich turned, as he thought, the imperialist war into civilian, but there were less victims from this.

Our holy holy honor is honored on March 25 – the so -called Volya Day .. On this day in 1918, the Belarusian People’s Republic was proclaimed with all the attributes of an independent country – by the emblem, flag and so on. You remember this coat of arms .. I call it horse with a ball.

The BNR did not last long. Soon, the armed detachments of the Red Army arrived from fraternal Russia and strangled the sovereignty of Belarus in the germ itself.

Over time, all those who proclaimed the BNR were shot by Comrade Stalin. He shot many people here .. Of course, not personally, but with the hands of his Chekists. He shot thousands of people in the now -well -known partridges .. Destroyed the color of the nation – writers and other theaters. Well, where was the so -called Belarusian army at that time (it is red)? Why didn’t she dash her people from the Stalinist terror?

And the shame of the total defeat of 1941? For three months, nothing was left from the Red Army .. and only huge human resources were able to turn off the course of the war contrary to the mediocrity of the Soviet commanders at the cost of incredible folk victims.

I am now saying not as an army political instructor, but as an independent historian. And very radical. Well, those who are, Mark Solonin or Evgeny Ponasenkov.

But it's time to contact the political instructor again.

The Soviet army political instructions are human scum. Surprisingly boring creatures .. I declare this as a former army political instructor .. nevertheless, there are no former political instructions. This is a head injury for the whole life .. people are driven into the subcorta every communal fascist nonsense, and it is practically not possible to extract it from their heads. The problem is aggravated by daily television deficions of Russian hatred. They have all the federal channels there for one person – false and anti -humannoids .. but Lubyanka does not tell me to ban them. “Be patient,” they grin, “an agent of Starosta.

I, like the Soviet political instructor, still have such a porridge in my head so far in my head that at least shout guard!

None of the present at the solemn meeting screamed “The guard!”, When I began to outline the modern geopolitical situation on the political map of the world .. The situation, frankly, is not easy.

In captivity at football.

.. The last post in this diary was the dedication of my meeting with the golden cup of the world. With the FIFA football Cup, hold in the hands of which is not destined for every famous football player. Even the magnificent Leonel Messi and Cristiano Ronald can only dream of it. And Gareth Bale does not even dream, although Madrid “Real” paid “Tottenham” more than the Minsk factory of refrigerators and the Minsk Horizon Plant of STaboutyat together.

Solemnity of the situation in the palace of the republic, where the Cup was delivered, were called upon to add the legend of Belarusian football with their presence. And among them a man-icon .. a man-charisma .. popular

The Heldest Coach Eduard Vasilievich Malofeev. He, a native of fraternal Russia and the city of Kolomna, the Belarusian people at one time accepted as a native, and then carried both in their arms both as a football player and as a coach. Dear person, all without a trace, devoted to football .. legendary .. with a lush -haired Kostysh Edik, now killed by gray -haired Eduard Vasilievich. Although I am 13 years younger than Malofeev, I have been killed by gray hair no less and even more radical. My gray hair is close to white. I am so gray that if it were not for the bald head, I could well go for the blond. I am snow -white practical.And those photos where I am next to Putin and Medvedev can be signed – Snow White and two gnomes. . Only I don’t have to convict me now in some kind of “blue” and other Gomosyatin, here, they say, Alexander Grigoryevich, you yourself have called yourself “Snow White”, expressed in the Putin’s language, “finished”. All these are thieves' tricks, friends. Snow White – does not mean Jenshchyna .. Once at the gates of the Mogilevsky Dnieper he played a goalkeeper on the family of Beloshapka. Normal man. In the Brest Dynamo (and also at the gate), a cheekwashka played. Ishcho one goalkeeper is the Italian Donnarum. Almost Donnarosis .. Dolvadores. Which came from Brazil. And the famous Czech Panenka with his amazing manner of punching a penalty? And the writer Erich-Maria Remarck? Maria Remarck, you see. So there is no need to cling to the words. But back to the Palace of Independence. .. And here on Tuesday, seeing near the World Cup Eduard Malofeev, I was a little promised with him. And he “poked” him so defiantly relatively accepted ethical norms that it was terribly to cut his hearing and they began to call on to me that Lukashenko was like that, and the fact of the collective farm, and the idiot is the most incredible, and cattle, and ignoramus, and ignoramus, and ignoramus, and ignoramus And ignoramus .. and so on. One blogger wrote to me in PM: Sir, you are an ignoramus!.. how. What am I sir to you, nits are you sewing ?? He dug a word from the year before last and flaunts them. Look, what he came up with – sir. Sovereign! – I understand this .. This is a completely different matter. And vital .. and Sudari everyone in Paris has long been buried in the cemetery of Saint-Geneva de Bois (music by Alexander Malinin, the words of Robert Rozhdestvensky). So, I “plunged” me to Malofeev in full. He was even inconvenient for me. I understood this by his gaze – he looked at me as a patient. Like a doctor Smortrit on an incurable sick patient. Like, you can’t help this. Maybe I'm sick. It may be incurable. But not rudeness. I was not going to be rude to Malofeev, telling him you. I only wanted to erase the border between us. Rise to one step with him .. and even higher. I have complexes. Ishcho since childhood all kinds of different complexes. Greatness, inferiority and other Edipers. My friend and colleague Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is also hung with complexes. He, in principle, consists of them. In addition, Patalogochki is cowardly .. I just did not have the courage to tell Yuri Shevchuk You .. And Putin Shevchuk simply did not know: Sorry, what is your name?.. Mol, you are nobody and how to call you is also unknown. This is the position of a weak person. A person’s position is strong to know everything and everyone and openly make contact. I would say Shevchuk that he grew up on his songs. And he brought up his sons on the work of the DDT group, they say, it is impossible to be like “Major boys”. And that you can not shoot neither at the sparrows, nor at the pigeons, and even more so in the hockey player Misha Zakharov. From an ordinary slingshot, it is impossible, not to mention firearms..I caught a share of disappointment in Malofeev's surprised look .. Like, he didn't expect the President to be such a rare clinical asshole. But I have never been an asshole, and my impulse to dissuade Malofeev of the opposite, they say, Lukashenka is by no means an asshole, no matter how indisputable it may look from the outside, was quite natural. And I invited Eduard Vasilyevich to my residence. His and only three people from that golden team of Minsk Dynamo – goalkeeper Kurbyko, semi-rebel Rumbutis and reprobate Borovsky. I was going to make the strongest impression on the players. But more, of course, on voters watching TV. Like, Lukashenka is a fierce football fan who has been obsessed with him since childhood .. And only a combination of circumstances (there was no far-sighted coach to see my phenomenal football talent) did not allow Alexander Grigoryevich to follow Pele's footsteps. My football universities on Wednesday started with watching the documentary The whole team is on the attack.. It was an interesting and educational movie. Not burdensome in duration.

Then the assistants read to me several issues of the newspaper Athlete of Belarus for 1982 with reports on football matches. They told some funny stories from the life of that team based on the books of Sergei Aleinikov and Eduard Malofeev .. In general, they nailed me a little. Therefore, on Thursday, I appeared before the football four as a real football erudite .. I had three minutes to talk with them and I had to meet those minutes. Yes, the fifth in addition to Borovsky, Rumbutis, Kurbyko and Malofeev was Deputy Prime Minister Rumas, who is responsible for our football. He is the head of the Football Federation. Actually, the main conversation (about the economy) was supposed to take place with Rumas, and the footballers were invited by the trailer, as the scenery of the upcoming performance about what a great football player Lukashenka was .. What a great football player he could become. And that everyone is to blame for the current failures of Belarusian football, but not Lukashenka, who did everything he could and even more. Actually, I started the same way with Pele. He stuffed all sorts of paper, rags into his mother's stocking – here's the ball for you. In our village, zhenschyns didn’t wear stockings at that time, but there was a ball .. A real leather ball with a camera. Or maybe there was no ball, but I came up with it or read it in someone's football memoirs. Who cares ?

LUKASHENKO: "I remember myself. I am in order to make the village (we had two teams), to encourage children to play football, I sewed balls at night. Here the ball will break – remember these cells? – sewed. I take this harsh thread, a needle, sew at night, glue the camera, because they pierced the camera inside in order to go to play football with the kids in the morning or afternoon – with people like me, maybe someone older. I brought the ball: here, the whole ball. "

I sewed balls at night with a torch – my mother did not allow me to turn on the light: they were niche, they saved on everything.Of course, it would be possible to sew the ball with the sun in the afternoon, but at night it looks more dramatic. I am in my soul by vocation – a playwright. In the afternoon, in the morning we have already played football. And, mind you, I sewed more than one ball, but – balls .. there are many goals .. practically, on an industrial scale, like some Pakistani boy. With such an attitude to football as I had, we would definitely become world champions if everyone was so treated. I did a lot as the president for football .. I built a football playpen for one and a half thousand spectators twenty years ago .. I divorced the Dynamo stadium by forty thousand. In Minsk, there is no stadium for a year where you can hold matches of the national team.

Lukashenko: "I, as a president or representative of the state, what did not do for football? I gave you the best football player as a leader. The best bank heads, a thousand projects that have not failed. One project that was failed by him is football. Where were you? " Then I confused a little. I “gave” Rumas, who had never been a football player, and even that sore – the best. I confused Rumas with Rumbutis,. The whistle sat at the same table, only on the contrary. Rumas, Rumbutis .. then figure out here, who is who. Near Rumbutis, Yuri Kurbyko was sitting. I remembered this. How not to remember if he is a large businessman. I have all businessmen, like relatives … you need to check your pockets before washing. I again turned to Malofeev (and again on you!), And through it – to Kurbyko.

Lukashenko: "Your times were. Your Dynamo played. Yura often speak. How much I cursed him when he missed the balls – clumsy – with Misha Vergeenko! Horror! .

And for Sergey Borovsky I found a couple of kind words .. True, I forgot his last name (with whom it doesn’t?), And therefore called him this, nodding his head in his direction for accuracy.

Lukashenko: " And this, in my opinion, “cleaner” we always called him. Always played the extreme. It was impossible to beat him. I just remember this. I studied with an adult. " . . Cleaner is a central dashboard .. And the extreme is extreme. . Anyness to be cleaned, always playing the extreme. This will already be a split. The bifurcation is not a person, but the body. Not in a spiritual sense, a bifurcation, but literally in the physical .. Your left half plays cleaned, and the right one on the right edge, jumping on one right leg .. if the right half, continuing to jump on the right leg, plays the Purelyshchik, and The left jumps on the left leg on the left flank. I really love all sorts of special terms and I can use them sometimes to the pleasure and out of place, but only for a red word, so that, as we are popularly said, to go for a smart one. Cleanshchik seemed to me a highly specialized word, and the sin would not use it. But Ishcho was such words as “Stopper”, “centaj”, “libero”. I still can’t forget how I once put a veto on a taboo.Such an interesting and unfamiliar word – veto .. and such an equally made -up word – taboo .. both of them mean how I found out then – a ban .. and to make it no longer remember what ban is more prohibitive , I put it, hehe, a veto on a taboo. Okay, the guys, we talked about football and enough .. as if there are no other, more important topics .. I visited the area of the area with a working vimzit and a lot of interesting things there.